Reviewer:IN MY OPINION
January 17, 2011 Subject:
How to Pick Up Hot Housewives at the Grocery Store
In my opinion, if you want to pick up hot White housewives at the store, walk around with a jar of new Folgers instant coffee.
They will flock to you like a magnet.
Try it. it will work.
IN MY OPINION.
October 21, 2010 Subject:
At last, the right man for the job
Finally, after exposing that Commie spy Mrs. Olson (see review of Folgers #1) and arresting ex-Nazi "Poppa Eddie" (see #6) they at last bring in an American, Mr. MacGregor, a man we can trust. No more subversive activities to corrupt our easily confused '60s housewives ("New Folger's is new?").
November 6, 2005 Subject:
Stepford Wives in Aisle Two
A group of vacuous women flock to aisle two in search of "husband-pleasing" instant coffee. Mr. MacGregor sure has the lowdown on these women's husbands. Well, the world of Mr. MacGregor is long gone. He was laid off and a now high school kid is doing his job for a third his salary. The housewives all had to go back to work at low-wage jobs to support their families. And if their husbands are so fussy about their coffee, let them rummage through the supermarket aisles and find it themselves.
September 14, 2003 Subject:
"Coffee in aisle 6!"
Thankfully, a slight change from the "Honey I hate you because your coffee tastes like ground swill" ads, It focuses entirely on Mr Mcgregor's announcement in his store about a new coffee. The females just RUN to him and complain that he's ALWAYS reccomended Folger's crystals! "Yes! But this is NEW Folger's Crystals!" Not improved, just "new" This struck me as odd, Wouldn't they put something on the label? Still love the smoking display though.